Weed
This descendant of the Piss palm has shrunken drastically, and now has only one leaf. Its bark is extremely tough and baby ones can be used as a club by ""BUG""s. it is now yellowish green to photosynthesize better. It has only one defense against predators: making them high af (and then killing them after 30 minutes cuz it is like fly agaric and not cannabis. dont do drugs, kids).